新任美国驻华大使没咳死·包咳死 （Max Baucus）
的任命已获国会通过，不日将携夫人咳死拉倒（Cuslado）和女儿雾霾 （Woomay）来华履新。
(This may appear to be a joke too far, however, as Baucus does not have a wife or daughter with these names-好像很过分的玩笑，其实，鲍卡斯妻子和女儿的名字与此完全不同。)